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Bill Maher Trashes Trump For Stormy Daniels Affair

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It was zinger after zinger on the season premiere of Real Time with Bill Maher in his opening monologue featuring Donald Trump’s affair with porn star Stormy Daniels.

Earlier this week, the Wall Street Journal did some investigative digging and discovered that Trump’s attorney Michael Cohen paid Daniels off to keep quiet about a sexual encounter she had with Trump not long after Melania had given birth to Barron Trump in 2006. What makes this story worse and even sicker is that Daniels reminded Trump of his daughter.

Ever since the revelation came to light, Republicans and even evangelicals have continued to support Trump, betraying their “Christian” values and committing hypocrisy of the highest order. This scandal puts Bill Clinton’s sexual escapades to shame, yet Republicans aren’t going to pursue impeachment of Trump the way they did Clinton.

The story is so juicy that Bill Maher could not resist roasting Trump about it on Friday night. Maher began with:

“Donald Trump, the only man ever, by the way, to pay a porn star to keep her mouth shut.”

Then Maher dared Trump to sue him. He continued:

“I’m not even gonna say ‘allegedly.’ I’ve been sued. I’m 1 and 0 in lawsuits with Donald Trump. So, even if I lose this one I’d be one and one. But they paid her $130,000. You don’t pay someone that kind of money if there isn’t something there.”

Indeed, more details of the encounter have been released since the initial report, which Maher hilariously mocked. He said, joking:

“So, in 2006, only months after Melania has given birth to their son, Donald Trump is schtuping this porn star, who was also cheating on her boyfriend and he knew because she used to come home with orange on her collar.”

“He didn’t use protection. He said he’d only wear a condom if Mexico paid for it.”

Maher then pointed out the irony of Trump being germophobic but having no problem with wearing zero protection during sex.

Trump also:

“…Chased her around the room in his tighty whities. And when Trump heard tighty whities, he said, ‘What, you mean my voters?'”

To conclude, Maher mentioned his favorite part and delivered an epic burn to Wisconsin voters.

“I love this part. He made her lots of promises like he was going to buy her a condo but she knew he was a con man who would never keep his word. If only the voters of Wisconsin had the same perceptive abilities as the star of Porking with Pride 2.”

Here’s the video via YouTube.

Trump is an embarrassment to this country who is only becoming more of a punchline every day. Republicans are complete hypocrites if they give him a pass for this indiscretion.

If President Obama had had an affair with anyone before or during his presidency, Republicans would have crucified him.

Featured Image: YouTube screenshot.

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