Yesterday, Mike Pence penned an op-ed that sounded like a cross between a love letter and a eulogy. Published in full by Fox News, the piece read like a continuation of that creepy round-table from a few weeks ago, when the President’s Cabinet took turns lauding their leader with praise.
Considering Trump’s inflated ego and his obsession with powerful totalitarian leaders, this public declaration sends chills down the spines of sane people, everywhere.
Pence opens with a laundry list of praise for Trump’s first six months in office and all that he has accomplished.
“In the first six months of this administration, President Donald Trump has fought every day to deliver on his promises to the American people. At a historic pace, this president has taken bold action to restore prosperity, keep Americans safe and secure, and hold government accountable.”
After declaring that Trump has accomplished more than any human on the face of the Earth (yes, that is exaggerated), he wraps it up with this pledge:
“It is the greatest privilege of my life to serve as vice president to a president who is fighting every single day to restore an America of freedom, prosperity and opportunity for all.”
“So with boundless faith in the American people, with faith in President Trump’s vision and determination, and with faith in God who has ever watched over this Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, I say with confidence: We will make America safe again. We will make America prosperous again. And to borrow a phrase, we will Make America Great Again.”